Would you like to buy some bird seed? ... It's for the birds.

I picked Jersey up from my parents and noticed something white on her head...So, as a dog owner who treats her dogs like kids, naturally I asked her what is was...Here's how it went.

Nicole: "Jersey...What's that on your head?"

Jersey: No response. Huh.
Grandma Mac: "I think it's bird poop"
(Yes, I refer to my mom as Grandma around Jersey)

You think I would have stopped talking to her at that point. Nope.

"Jersey...come here and show me what's on your head."

"Jersey....hold still. I'm trying to see what that is."
You see she responded this time with a lick.

Sure enough! It's bird poop! SO gross!
But, nothing a lysol wipe couldn't handle!